I Shot Santa Song

Chipmunk Song: Chrissy The Christmas Mouse: Christmas In Texas: Cool Yule: Dear Senor Santa Claus: Dig That Crazy Santa Claus: Ding A Ling, The Christmas Bell: Dominick The Donkey: Don't Shoot Me, Santa: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer: Here Comes Santa Claus: I Believe In Santa Claus: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: I'm Gonna Lasso Santa. Jingle bells, shot gun shells, santa is dead. GI Joe the Eskimo, shot him in the Head. Barbie Doll Barbie Doll tried to save his life, but GI Joe, the Eskimo stabbed her with his knife Oooooh, dashing through the snow, in a one gun open slay, over the fields we go, shooting all the way bangbangbang.

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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:

Oh Santa
I've been waiting on you
That's funny kid
Because I've been coming for you

Oh Santa
I've been killing just for fun
Well the party's over kid
Because I
Because I got a bullet in my gun
A bullet in your what?

Santa's got a bullet in his gun
You know it, Santa's got a bullet in his gun

Don't shoot me Santa Claus
I've been a clean living boy
I promise you
Did every little thing you asked me to
I can't believe the things I'm going through

Don't shoot me Santa Claus
Well no one else around believes me
But the children on the block they tease me
I couldn't let them off that easy

I Shot Santa Claus Song

Oh Santa
It's been a real hard year
There just ain't no gettin' around this
Life is hard
But look at me
I turned out alright

I Shot Santa Claus Song

Hey Santa
Why don't we talk
Believe me
This ain't what I wanted
I love all you kids, you know that
Hell, I remember when you were just 10 years old
Playing out there in the desert
Just waiting for a sip of that sweet Mojave rain
In the sweet Mojave rain
The boy was on his own

Don't shoot me Santa Claus
I've been a clean living boy
I promise you
Did every little thing you asked me to
I can't believe the things I'm going through

Don't Shoot me Santa Claus
Well no one else around believes me
But the children on the block they tease me
I couldn't let them off that easy

They had it coming
So why can't you see?
I couldn't turn my cheek no longer
The sun is going down and Christmas is near
Just look the other way and I'll disappear forever

Woo!

I Shot Santa Claus Song

Don't shoot me Santa Claus
Well no one else around believes me
But the children on the street they tease me
I couldn't let them off that easy

Believe me
Santa
Santa

For the kid who just doesn’t think “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” is violent enough, there’s also this, which took my Iowa school by storm in 1990:

I Shot Santa Song

Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a 44
and shot him in the head

Barbie doll, Barbie Doll
tried to save his life
GI Joe, GI Joe
stabbed him (or her) with a knife
HUH!

(I don’t really know how to spell the grunt we threw in at the end). Probabaly goes back to at least the 1960s, but Barbie Doll and GI Joe wouldn’t have shown up before then. I would imagine variations on it go to the 50s, at least, though. What did YOU used to sing?